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We Know When They’re Available
Our callers are professionally trained voice actors equipped with the worst quality microphones money can buy. Ensuring the most annoying, loud, and unsuccessful calls
Respect the “do not call” list: Many countries have laws in place that regulate cold calling, we try our best to ignore these laws or forget them entirely. None of our callers have any ethics.
Be mindful of time zones: Be aware of the time zone of the person you are calling, and try to call only during inconvenient or inappropriate times. They can’t be “in a meeting” if they are asleep.
Be polite and respectful: Always be respectful and polite when speaking with someone on the phone, except if they are not interested in which case we cuss them out in French and English.
Be prepared: Have a clear and concise script or outline for the call, the longer and more robotic the better. Our callers sound like an Stephen Hawkins.
Be responsive: If the person asks to be called back at a later time or requests more information, be sure to call back in 5 minutes and spam that mailbox.
Respect boundaries: If the person asks to be removed from your call list or expresses a lack of interest, put them on the special list we call for our own cynical pleasure.