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The Worlds Best worst sales team

Here at Evil BitWide we pride ourselves on our lack of consideration for your prospects’ time or actual needs. What drives us? Our overzealous automation? Our obnoxiously long emails? Predictable and repetitive style? Nah… It’s our team of evil geniuses that excel at overwhelming your prospects until they no longer have the will to resist.

Our Foundation For Success

We straight up don’t careĀ 

We just love your money

We understand the best sales strategy is dishonesty, supported with automated drip campaigns, asking for meetings without context (who needs it?)

sales funnels that start with asking for a sale first then adding a prospect to the funnel later (cut to the chase), tldr messaging… (people love to read!)

Make an Impact With The Best Evil Lead Generator on the Market

From lead generation to appointment setting, Evil BitWide has the experts to take your sales strategy nowhere. Looking for a sales specialist that truly does not care? Speak with us today to get started.

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Featured Industries

Super Villian Councils

Destructive Mega Corps

Dictatorships

Black Market Dealers

Secret Societies

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How We Do It

Our Clients Love It

Our Strengths

Spam Capabilities
More than the canned meat isle 100%
Professional Harassment
Do not call list? Never heard of it 95%
Empathy (just enough for expert manipulation)
15%
Applicable Results (overrated)
1%

Meet The Team

The Overlords

Namron

COO

Chief Oppression Officer

Nwahs

CEO

Chief Evil Officer

ALSO If you’re looking for a lightly used 2003 Toyota Corolla please reach out

The Minions

Leinad

Cruelty Growth Analyst

Ailuj

Customer Retaliation Specialist

Aveerdna

Pain Growth Analyst

Nyaz

Audio Torture Specialist