The Worlds Best worst sales team

Here at Evil BitWide we pride ourselves on our lack of consideration for your prospects’ time or actual needs. What drives us? Our overzealous automation? Our obnoxiously long emails? Predictable and repetitive style? Nah… It’s our team of evil geniuses that excel at overwhelming your prospects until they no longer have the will to resist.

Our Foundation For Success

We straight up don’t care

We just love your money

We understand the best sales strategy is dishonesty, supported with automated drip campaigns, asking for meetings without context (who needs it?)

sales funnels that start with asking for a sale first then adding a prospect to the funnel later (cut to the chase), tldr messaging… (people love to read!)

Make an Impact With The Best Evil Lead Generator on the Market

From lead generation to appointment setting, Evil BitWide has the experts to take your sales strategy nowhere. Looking for a sales specialist that truly does not care? Speak with us today to get started.

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How We Do It

Chaotic Calling

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Evil Emailing

Our Clients Love It

We knew that in order to take over the Galaxy we needed some help with selling Senators on it being good for their Planets. Clearly we needed a team that is both capable and evil. Evil Bitwide hit it out of the park until the whole Death Star fiasco, but again Evil Bitwide came to the rescue while we built another Death Star. Okay that didn't work out either but from a sales standpoint they did great work.

Yeah we had sharks with lasers but how do I get the word out? Evil Bitwide - that's how. The great team at EB were able to get me in front of the world leaders I needed. Turns out I couldn't close the deal but they got me into the game AND I landed a smaller version of myself which was pretty cool.

I was trying to put together a Legion. Where does one go to get in touch with the right prospects? Evil Bitwide... My oh my, Brainiac, Black Adam, the Joker? I don't know how they did it but they helped me recruit the most Doomy Doomers I could hope for. Nailed it.

Let's face it. I get a little hungry sometimes and I like exotic foods. I needed to find the right "people" to help "prepare" my meals. Evil Bw brought the prospects right to my door for me. Unfortunately the Prospects couldn't stay long but I sure enjoyed meeting them!