Here at Evil BitWide we pride ourselves on our lack of consideration for your prospects’ time or actual needs. What drives us? Our overzealous automation? Our obnoxiously long emails? Predictable and repetitive style? Nah… It’s our team of evil geniuses that excel at overwhelming your prospects until they no longer have the will to resist.
We straight up don’t care
We just love your money
We understand the best sales strategy is dishonesty, supported with automated drip campaigns, asking for meetings without context (who needs it?)
sales funnels that start with asking for a sale first then adding a prospect to the funnel later (cut to the chase), tldr messaging… (people love to read!)
From lead generation to appointment setting, Evil BitWide has the experts to take your sales strategy nowhere. Looking for a sales specialist that truly does not care? Speak with us today to get started.
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